1 00:00:00,250 --> 00:00:02,249 ? Subbed By BARFNUTS ? 2 00:00:02,250 --> 00:00:04,612 MONSENOR: The big top got a little smaller today, 3 00:00:04,670 --> 00:00:07,465 and the world got a little less funny. 4 00:00:07,548 --> 00:00:10,635 Boggles The Clue Clown has told his last joke. 5 00:00:10,718 --> 00:00:13,054 [robotic voice] Sovereign has called an emergency meeting 6 00:00:13,137 --> 00:00:15,389 to appoint Councilman Four's replacement. 7 00:00:15,473 --> 00:00:18,643 His name was Boggles, you chromium crossbreed! 8 00:00:18,726 --> 00:00:20,686 Stuff your meeting! I'm mourning here! 9 00:00:20,770 --> 00:00:22,939 My apologies, Red Mantle/Dragoon hybrid. 10 00:00:23,022 --> 00:00:25,399 I know you men were close. - They were close. 11 00:00:25,483 --> 00:00:27,151 I never much cared for the man. 12 00:00:27,235 --> 00:00:29,612 I found his jokes tedious, his riddles obvious -- 13 00:00:29,695 --> 00:00:30,738 Oh, the two of you! 14 00:00:30,821 --> 00:00:32,740 Honestly, if you hate Boggles so much, 15 00:00:32,823 --> 00:00:35,243 why don't you go over there with those dicks? 16 00:00:35,326 --> 00:00:38,162 Can't believe he's really gone. 17 00:00:38,246 --> 00:00:40,206 Right? Who the hell are we gonna fight now? 18 00:00:40,289 --> 00:00:42,166 Language, chum. And stay alert. 19 00:00:42,250 --> 00:00:43,501 If I know The Clue Clown, 20 00:00:43,584 --> 00:00:46,212 he's got one last trick up his puffy sleeve. 21 00:00:46,295 --> 00:00:47,672 [camera shutter clicking ] 22 00:00:47,755 --> 00:00:49,340 SHORE LEAVE: Ptchoo! Gotcha! 23 00:00:49,423 --> 00:00:51,092 Ptchoo! Ptchoo! Ptchoo! Direct hit. 24 00:00:51,175 --> 00:00:52,301 Find your light, ladies. 25 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:54,720 Smile. You're on covert camera. 26 00:00:54,804 --> 00:00:57,557 All right, just take it easy on the equipment there. 27 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,392 Anyone else find it a little convenient 28 00:00:59,475 --> 00:01:02,186 the one guy on the Council Monstroso I.D.'d 29 00:01:02,270 --> 00:01:03,938 suddenly dropped dead? 30 00:01:04,021 --> 00:01:06,023 There's nothing convenient about heart disease, 31 00:01:06,107 --> 00:01:07,733 I can assure you, Agent Samson. 32 00:01:07,817 --> 00:01:09,193 Especially when your ticker taps out 33 00:01:09,277 --> 00:01:11,195 behind the wheel of your clown car. 34 00:01:11,279 --> 00:01:13,656 Heard it took 20 minutes to pull his hench-clowns out 35 00:01:13,739 --> 00:01:15,074 before they could even get to him. 36 00:01:15,157 --> 00:01:17,326 I just hope Hunter's hunch is right 37 00:01:17,410 --> 00:01:19,829 and some of his Council cronies show up 38 00:01:19,912 --> 00:01:21,539 to pay their respects. 39 00:01:21,622 --> 00:01:23,833 It was Boggles' last wish that I read this. 40 00:01:23,916 --> 00:01:25,126 [ Clears throat] 41 00:01:25,209 --> 00:01:27,837 "To Captain Sunshine, my longtime nemesis. 42 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:30,381 What kind of jack won't help you fix a flat 43 00:01:30,464 --> 00:01:33,551 Or score a royal flush or plug your phone in? 44 00:01:33,634 --> 00:01:35,595 The answer may surprise you." 45 00:01:35,678 --> 00:01:37,513 [ scoffs ] Shucks, that one's easy. 46 00:01:37,597 --> 00:01:40,808 Shh! Flat, flush, phone -- Boggles, you fiend! 47 00:01:40,891 --> 00:01:43,436 What does it mean?! 48 00:01:43,519 --> 00:01:45,229 [ Crowd gasps ] 49 00:01:45,313 --> 00:01:47,273 RED MANTLE: Too soon! [spring squeaks] 50 00:01:47,356 --> 00:01:48,816 He always said he'd have the last laugh. 51 00:01:48,899 --> 00:01:50,276 DRAGOON: He was always wrong. 52 00:01:50,359 --> 00:01:53,779 [calliope plays Chopin's "Funeral March" ] 53 00:01:59,368 --> 00:02:01,829 No! No-o-o-o! 54 00:02:01,912 --> 00:02:04,290 [ crying ] 55 00:02:04,373 --> 00:02:06,584 No. Get off me! 56 00:02:09,879 --> 00:02:11,422 Hold up. I think we've got an elemental. 57 00:02:11,505 --> 00:02:13,257 Boom! Yummy. What's he look like? 58 00:02:13,341 --> 00:02:17,803 She's an earth mover, about 5'7", two heads. 59 00:02:20,598 --> 00:02:22,391 Great. Now my hand's all dirty, too. 60 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:24,644 Have you concluded your mourning, Red Mantle? 61 00:02:24,727 --> 00:02:26,646 You again? Good god, man. 62 00:02:26,729 --> 00:02:29,649 Have you no humanity left in you whatsoever? 63 00:02:29,732 --> 00:02:32,318 This is why you have no friends, Vendata. 64 00:02:32,401 --> 00:02:35,404 [camera shutter clicks] 65 00:02:38,616 --> 00:02:40,368 SNOOPY: His name is Vendata. 66 00:02:40,451 --> 00:02:42,370 Guild cyborg, started henching in the late '70s, 67 00:02:42,453 --> 00:02:43,913 earned level-1 status with a string 68 00:02:43,996 --> 00:02:45,915 of high-profile super crimes in the '80s. 69 00:02:45,998 --> 00:02:47,333 Largely inactive since '98. 70 00:02:47,416 --> 00:02:50,294 And a dead ringer for Councilman 71 00:02:50,378 --> 00:02:52,296 All right, this is it, sports fans -- 72 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:53,297 the brass ring. 73 00:02:53,381 --> 00:02:55,466 If we can get to this guy, we can get to the Guild. 74 00:02:55,549 --> 00:02:57,301 So, what else do we know about him? 75 00:02:57,385 --> 00:02:59,011 Someone must have built him, right? 76 00:02:59,095 --> 00:03:00,805 I've tried searching earlier records, 77 00:03:00,888 --> 00:03:02,556 but all of that data is classified. 78 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:04,600 As you know, I don't have clearance to -- 79 00:03:04,684 --> 00:03:06,310 - I sure as hell do. - Okay. 80 00:03:06,394 --> 00:03:07,895 So, um, should I not look, or... 81 00:03:07,978 --> 00:03:12,149 There it is. "Vendata -- formerly known as Venturion. 82 00:03:12,233 --> 00:03:16,487 Cyborg prototype built by Venture industries circa 1976." 83 00:03:16,570 --> 00:03:19,031 - He's The Bicentennial Man. - Whoa. 84 00:03:19,115 --> 00:03:21,867 Old Jonas pulled some strings to get that buried. 85 00:03:21,951 --> 00:03:23,536 - SNOOPY: I'm not listening. - GATHERS: Hmm. 86 00:03:23,619 --> 00:03:26,497 "Project abandoned after subject exhibited erratic behavior, 87 00:03:26,580 --> 00:03:28,332 attempted to strangle Rusty Venture." 88 00:03:28,416 --> 00:03:29,667 Been there. 89 00:03:29,750 --> 00:03:34,130 So, uh, how do we put the screws to a rogue robocop? 90 00:03:34,213 --> 00:03:36,424 Simple -- check out this morning's Guildslist. 91 00:03:36,507 --> 00:03:38,384 "Bot seeks bot. 92 00:03:38,467 --> 00:03:40,386 Mature professional man of metal 93 00:03:40,469 --> 00:03:42,471 looking to make a meaningful connection"? 94 00:03:42,555 --> 00:03:44,181 A cyborg placed a personals ad. 95 00:03:44,265 --> 00:03:46,058 Well, he's still half a man, ain't he? 96 00:03:46,142 --> 00:03:47,435 Now we know which half. 97 00:03:47,518 --> 00:03:49,603 Everyone gets lonely... sometimes. 98 00:03:49,687 --> 00:03:51,147 They're not as lucky as us. 99 00:03:51,230 --> 00:03:53,149 "Might we make good alloys." 100 00:03:53,232 --> 00:03:55,109 What's that, a typo? Does he mean allies? 101 00:03:55,192 --> 00:03:56,610 Cyborgs don't make typos. 102 00:03:56,694 --> 00:03:59,029 It's a pun -- a god-awful one, but that's our in. 103 00:03:59,113 --> 00:04:00,698 Classic honey trap. 104 00:04:00,781 --> 00:04:02,533 Sir, I'm willing to volunteer for this mission. 105 00:04:02,616 --> 00:04:04,535 Mm, nope. Sorry, Goldie. You ain't his type. 106 00:04:04,618 --> 00:04:06,579 Well, I'm not doing a robot. 107 00:04:06,662 --> 00:04:08,372 Well, then, who is? 108 00:04:08,456 --> 00:04:10,583 Appreciate you coming in on such short notice. 109 00:04:10,666 --> 00:04:13,419 We wouldn't have called if it wasn't real important. 110 00:04:13,502 --> 00:04:15,421 [ Robotic voice ] I am glad to be of assistance. 111 00:04:15,504 --> 00:04:18,257 We are all on the same team, right? 112 00:04:18,340 --> 00:04:20,968 SOVEREIGN: And teamwork is what it's all about, 113 00:04:21,051 --> 00:04:22,845 so it is with great pleasure 114 00:04:22,928 --> 00:04:26,849 that I officially introduce the new Councilman Four 115 00:04:26,932 --> 00:04:28,893 to our little family. 116 00:04:28,976 --> 00:04:30,728 Thanks, guys. Really looking forward -- 117 00:04:30,811 --> 00:04:32,480 So, if there's no other business, 118 00:04:32,563 --> 00:04:34,190 I hereby adjourn this session 119 00:04:34,273 --> 00:04:37,067 of the Council of 13. 120 00:04:37,151 --> 00:04:38,235 Wait, is that it? 121 00:04:38,319 --> 00:04:40,279 First new member in, like, 15 years. 122 00:04:40,362 --> 00:04:42,281 Shouldn't we celebrate or something? 123 00:04:42,364 --> 00:04:44,283 Yes! Take the new guy out? 124 00:04:44,366 --> 00:04:45,576 Welcome him to the team? 125 00:04:45,659 --> 00:04:47,286 [all murmur agreement] 126 00:04:47,369 --> 00:04:49,330 There will be no celebration! 127 00:04:49,413 --> 00:04:52,541 Anonymity is essential to the business of this committee. 128 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:55,336 Oh, please. Whom are we trying to kid? 129 00:04:55,419 --> 00:04:57,213 We all know who we really are, and the new guy -- 130 00:04:57,296 --> 00:04:58,881 well, it's clearly Phage. 131 00:04:58,964 --> 00:05:00,591 Look at his head, for god's sake. 132 00:05:00,674 --> 00:05:03,052 Councilmen Three and Eight, I am willing to overlook 133 00:05:03,135 --> 00:05:05,429 your indiscretion at The Clue Clown's funeral. 134 00:05:05,513 --> 00:05:06,889 DRAGOON: I didn't want to do that! 135 00:05:06,972 --> 00:05:10,601 But I will tolerate no further violations of Council code. 136 00:05:10,684 --> 00:05:13,312 Meeting adjourned. 137 00:05:16,524 --> 00:05:17,608 You guys still here? 138 00:05:17,691 --> 00:05:19,443 Right. Where are we doing this? 139 00:05:19,527 --> 00:05:22,488 Uh, why don't y'all just swing by my club tonight? 140 00:05:22,571 --> 00:05:23,948 Drinks on the house. 141 00:05:24,031 --> 00:05:26,826 I can't make it tonight, guys. I'm sorry. 142 00:05:26,909 --> 00:05:28,702 Tele-screening in from Phoenix. 143 00:05:28,786 --> 00:05:30,496 The grandkids are here. 144 00:05:30,579 --> 00:05:33,123 Oh, I have, uh, youth group tonight. 145 00:05:33,207 --> 00:05:34,792 And, uh, uh, I'm on the moon. 146 00:05:34,875 --> 00:05:36,502 [robotic voice] I cannot attend either. 147 00:05:36,585 --> 00:05:38,796 Oh, good-time Charlie can't make it. 148 00:05:38,879 --> 00:05:40,506 Big surprise. [all chuckle] 149 00:05:40,589 --> 00:05:42,341 What, do you have a hot date? 150 00:05:42,424 --> 00:05:43,884 - COUNCILMEN: Ooh. - VENDATA: No, no, no. 151 00:05:43,968 --> 00:05:46,929 It is more just dinner with -- with a friend. 152 00:05:47,012 --> 00:05:49,265 Oh, since when do you have friends? 153 00:05:49,348 --> 00:05:51,475 Who is this "friend"? A Cuisinart? 154 00:05:51,559 --> 00:05:53,060 This jocularity is quite amusing, 155 00:05:53,143 --> 00:05:54,770 but I really must go. 156 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:58,190 I am programmed for strict punctuality. 157 00:05:58,274 --> 00:06:00,985 So, how about the rest of you? Should we carpool? 158 00:06:01,068 --> 00:06:02,903 Oh, we're all so spread out. 159 00:06:02,987 --> 00:06:05,364 Let's just meet at the club around 9:00. 160 00:06:05,447 --> 00:06:08,742 Done deal. It's a party, then. 161 00:06:10,035 --> 00:06:12,830 So much for your precious anonymity. 162 00:06:12,913 --> 00:06:14,248 Least I tried. 163 00:06:14,331 --> 00:06:16,792 And you -- moon. You're coming out. 164 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:20,170 BROCK: Nice. The tech boys did a good job. 165 00:06:20,254 --> 00:06:21,672 You look just like him. 166 00:06:21,755 --> 00:06:24,508 Now, remember, your name is Galacticon. 167 00:06:24,592 --> 00:06:27,177 You downloaded his profile? You got it all memorized? 168 00:06:27,261 --> 00:06:29,013 Fingers. Fingers. 169 00:06:29,096 --> 00:06:30,431 Pay attention, Ghost Robot. 170 00:06:30,514 --> 00:06:32,641 Galacticon. My name is Galacticon. 171 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:35,519 Level-3 terror-bot, Guild member five years. 172 00:06:35,603 --> 00:06:36,979 I work out of Tucson. 173 00:06:37,062 --> 00:06:39,023 That's my bot. All right, he's ready. 174 00:06:39,106 --> 00:06:41,191 - Where do I stick this? - Not gonna go there. 175 00:06:41,275 --> 00:06:42,693 There is no need. 176 00:06:42,776 --> 00:06:44,653 I have a wire built into my head. 177 00:06:44,737 --> 00:06:46,113 Okay. Better head in. 178 00:06:46,196 --> 00:06:49,241 Something tells me this guy's the punctual type. 179 00:06:49,325 --> 00:06:51,577 So, where do you guys want me -- on that ridge over there? 180 00:06:51,660 --> 00:06:53,037 Honey of a shot from over there. 181 00:06:53,120 --> 00:06:55,539 No, Headshot. Just... hang tight for now. 182 00:06:55,623 --> 00:06:57,541 Yeah, you just park that cute little derriere of yours 183 00:06:57,625 --> 00:06:59,001 right here. 184 00:06:59,084 --> 00:07:00,711 You know, enough, Shore Leave. 185 00:07:00,794 --> 00:07:02,546 We're all just a little tired 186 00:07:02,630 --> 00:07:05,549 of the whole sassy, gay-guy schtick, okay? 187 00:07:05,633 --> 00:07:06,842 You know I'm with Amber. 188 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:09,345 Mm, really? [chuckling] Does Amber know that? 189 00:07:09,428 --> 00:07:11,013 What? What's that supposed to mean? 190 00:07:11,096 --> 00:07:12,681 Hey, you know, yeah, that, uh, ridge up there 191 00:07:12,765 --> 00:07:14,350 does look pretty good. 192 00:07:14,433 --> 00:07:16,936 Yeah, you got a good shot from up there. 193 00:07:18,562 --> 00:07:21,565 Er, uh, sweet ride, Steppenwolf. 194 00:07:21,649 --> 00:07:25,861 Thanks. Built the old Doom buggy here myself back in '66. 195 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:29,573 Ford Cobra engine, chrome-plated Stromberg carburetors, 196 00:07:29,657 --> 00:07:31,867 Bobby Barr racing headers -- 197 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:33,577 She's not street legal, of course, 198 00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:35,579 but then, l am a supervillain. 199 00:07:35,663 --> 00:07:37,748 Oh, but those were heady times. 200 00:07:37,831 --> 00:07:39,667 We'd all get together on the weekends 201 00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:41,460 and race one another. 202 00:07:41,543 --> 00:07:45,172 I, in my Mantle-mobile, and Boggles in his Clue Car. 203 00:07:45,255 --> 00:07:46,882 Boggles... 204 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:48,217 Hey, who was that one fellow -- 205 00:07:48,300 --> 00:07:50,844 uh, what's his name? With the mustache? 206 00:07:50,928 --> 00:07:52,388 Oh, that narrows it down. 207 00:07:52,471 --> 00:07:53,889 No, no. You know the one. 208 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:55,641 He had a dog whom he taught to drive, 209 00:07:55,724 --> 00:07:57,643 and it would taunt and snicker at us. 210 00:07:57,726 --> 00:07:59,353 What?! Oh, you senile, old fool. 211 00:07:59,436 --> 00:08:01,063 You're thinking of the "Wacky Races." 212 00:08:01,146 --> 00:08:04,608 Yes, yes. They could get quite wacky at times. 213 00:08:04,692 --> 00:08:06,944 DRAGOON: Ooh! We should get a dog. 214 00:08:09,697 --> 00:08:11,824 - So... - So... 215 00:08:11,907 --> 00:08:14,076 You look different from your photographs. 216 00:08:14,159 --> 00:08:16,996 - Are you disappointed? - Ambivalent. 217 00:08:17,079 --> 00:08:20,457 Merely re-calibrating expectations. 218 00:08:20,541 --> 00:08:22,960 There. - I guess you do this a lot. 219 00:08:23,043 --> 00:08:25,337 Actually, it is my first time. 220 00:08:25,421 --> 00:08:27,006 Really, now. You don't say. 221 00:08:27,089 --> 00:08:28,465 Affirmative. 222 00:08:28,549 --> 00:08:30,676 I have difficulty connecting with people. 223 00:08:30,759 --> 00:08:33,470 Some of my co-workers have been razzing me about it. 224 00:08:33,554 --> 00:08:35,639 Tell me about your co-workers. 225 00:08:35,723 --> 00:08:37,516 Nice, G.R. Real subtle. 226 00:08:37,599 --> 00:08:38,976 VENDATA: Are you ready to order? 227 00:08:39,059 --> 00:08:41,395 Full disclosure -- I do not eat. 228 00:08:41,478 --> 00:08:43,522 I do. However, I can only consume 229 00:08:43,605 --> 00:08:46,150 a specially formulated enzyme paste. 230 00:08:46,233 --> 00:08:47,651 So... 231 00:08:47,735 --> 00:08:50,487 Yes. Let us go somewhere else. 232 00:08:50,571 --> 00:08:52,114 No, no. Don't! 233 00:08:52,197 --> 00:08:54,450 Abort. Abort. Can he even hear me? 234 00:08:54,533 --> 00:08:55,576 VENDATA: Where is your vehicle parked? 235 00:08:55,659 --> 00:08:57,911 I took the public transportation. 236 00:08:57,995 --> 00:08:59,830 Then we will take my vehicle. 237 00:08:59,913 --> 00:09:02,082 [car alarm chirps] 238 00:09:07,296 --> 00:09:08,797 BROCK: Where the hell is he taking him? 239 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:10,340 We're in the middle of nowhere. 240 00:09:10,424 --> 00:09:12,092 Maybe he's looking for a nice, quiet place 241 00:09:12,176 --> 00:09:13,343 to park and neck. 242 00:09:13,427 --> 00:09:15,095 Or a nice, quiet place for a hit. 243 00:09:15,179 --> 00:09:16,805 Not if I take him out first. 244 00:09:16,889 --> 00:09:18,807 BROCK: No. Headshot, Headshot, wait a sec. 245 00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:22,269 Snoop, throw the cloak up. Dude! 246 00:09:22,352 --> 00:09:24,271 Oh, sorry. Sorry. I'm on it. 247 00:09:24,354 --> 00:09:26,148 Oh, where did all my windows go? 248 00:09:26,231 --> 00:09:28,233 Come on, man. You're gonna blow our cover. 249 00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:35,240 Is something the matter? 250 00:09:35,324 --> 00:09:37,159 VENDATA: Negative. 251 00:09:37,242 --> 00:09:39,703 I thought I saw something, but I did not. 252 00:09:39,787 --> 00:09:41,121 Have you been here before? 253 00:09:41,205 --> 00:09:43,040 No. I have not. 254 00:09:43,123 --> 00:09:44,833 Welcome to Don Hell's, gentlemen. 255 00:09:44,917 --> 00:09:47,753 Guild I.D.'s, please. 256 00:09:47,836 --> 00:09:50,881 Sorry, Galacticon, you know how Don is about rules. 257 00:09:50,964 --> 00:09:53,926 You fellas have a good time tonight, okay? 258 00:09:54,009 --> 00:09:56,178 So, it's a, uh... nightclub? 259 00:09:56,261 --> 00:09:58,180 And... we just lost his signal. 260 00:09:58,263 --> 00:09:59,807 - What? Get it back. - Well, I can't. 261 00:09:59,890 --> 00:10:01,183 They must have gone underground. 262 00:10:01,266 --> 00:10:02,351 Stupid machine! 263 00:10:02,434 --> 00:10:04,061 BROCK: So, you're telling me 264 00:10:04,144 --> 00:10:06,438 we just sent our unarmed civilian informant 265 00:10:06,522 --> 00:10:08,732 into an underground nest of supervillains, 266 00:10:08,816 --> 00:10:11,568 and we're deaf, dumb, and blind out here?! 267 00:10:11,652 --> 00:10:14,696 [electronic dance music plays] 268 00:10:18,325 --> 00:10:20,285 BROCK: Got a lot of old villain crap here 269 00:10:20,369 --> 00:10:22,412 from my bodyguard days. 270 00:10:22,496 --> 00:10:24,081 Should find something that will fit you. 271 00:10:24,164 --> 00:10:26,041 So, what is this, like your Fortress of Brockitude? 272 00:10:26,125 --> 00:10:27,334 Secret Brock cave? 273 00:10:27,417 --> 00:10:29,211 Shouldn't you have blindfolded me before you let me in? 274 00:10:29,294 --> 00:10:30,420 Gassed me or something? 275 00:10:30,504 --> 00:10:31,797 Keep it up, and I might. Here. 276 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:33,757 So, what, did you kill all these guys? 277 00:10:33,841 --> 00:10:36,593 Most, yeah. Some of them just dropped their shit and ran. 278 00:10:36,677 --> 00:10:38,220 - Who was this chief? - I don't know. 279 00:10:38,303 --> 00:10:40,430 I was too busy road-hauling him to catch his name. 280 00:10:40,514 --> 00:10:43,475 Unless it was "Wait, wait, please stop"-man. 281 00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:45,644 Snoop, we're gonna need two Guild I.D.'s. 282 00:10:45,727 --> 00:10:47,604 One for a, uh, yeti mummy, 283 00:10:47,688 --> 00:10:49,815 and, uh, who do you wanna be? 284 00:10:49,898 --> 00:10:52,943 Hmm. How about The Fruit Bat. 285 00:10:53,026 --> 00:10:54,319 And one for The Fruit Bat. 286 00:10:54,403 --> 00:10:57,823 Wait, wait. No, no, no. I'm Conquista-dorable. 287 00:10:57,906 --> 00:10:59,658 Oh, just hurry up and pick one. 288 00:10:59,741 --> 00:11:01,118 HATRED: All right, whoever's in there, 289 00:11:01,201 --> 00:11:03,829 put your hands where I can see them. 290 00:11:03,912 --> 00:11:05,122 [gun cocks] 291 00:11:05,205 --> 00:11:06,665 Ah, hey. It's just you guys. 292 00:11:06,748 --> 00:11:10,586 Uh, what are you up -- [exclaims] 293 00:11:10,669 --> 00:11:13,380 - Aw, dude. - What? He startled me. 294 00:11:13,463 --> 00:11:15,257 Besides, we're on a secret mission here. 295 00:11:15,340 --> 00:11:17,342 You know he would have tried to crash the party. 296 00:11:17,426 --> 00:11:19,344 DOC: Party? You guys having a party in here? 297 00:11:19,428 --> 00:11:21,305 Hope I'm invited, seeing as it's my house 298 00:11:21,388 --> 00:11:22,973 you're breaking and entering. 299 00:11:23,056 --> 00:11:25,475 Oh, hey, Doc, uh, no. No party. 300 00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:28,729 Just, uh, came to, uh, grab some of my old stuff. 301 00:11:28,812 --> 00:11:30,355 So, we're just leaving. 302 00:11:30,439 --> 00:11:32,274 Great. Hatred's off the wagon again. 303 00:11:32,357 --> 00:11:33,567 Nice work, Brock. 304 00:11:33,650 --> 00:11:35,611 Wh-- is that my yeti-mummy costume? 305 00:11:35,694 --> 00:11:37,279 You never returned it to the shop'? 306 00:11:37,362 --> 00:11:40,157 Uh, yeah, no. That's what I had to come back here for. 307 00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:42,284 Sorry about that. I'll take care of the late fee. 308 00:11:42,367 --> 00:11:44,286 Come on, Brock. You never could lie to me. 309 00:11:44,369 --> 00:11:45,996 Where's the party? 310 00:11:46,079 --> 00:11:47,289 Doc, I really gotta go. 311 00:11:47,372 --> 00:11:49,291 The costume shop closes in 10 minutes. 312 00:11:49,374 --> 00:11:51,293 I don't want to get charged for another day. 313 00:11:51,376 --> 00:11:53,545 [tires squeal] 314 00:11:54,922 --> 00:11:57,382 BARTENDER: All right, that's a rum and coke, Torn Collins, 315 00:11:57,466 --> 00:12:00,427 old fashioned, absinthe and soda, kamikaze, 316 00:12:00,510 --> 00:12:03,013 single-malt scotch neat, and a light beer. 317 00:12:03,096 --> 00:12:04,514 Enjoy, guys. 318 00:12:04,598 --> 00:12:06,516 What were you thinking?! We're mixing drinks. 319 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:09,561 Beer before liquor, never been sicker. 320 00:12:09,645 --> 00:12:11,647 - Then drink yours first. - Never. 321 00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:13,649 You made it. Welcome. Welcome. 322 00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:15,901 Look who else decided to show up. 323 00:12:15,984 --> 00:12:18,153 If it isn't Councilman fun. 324 00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:20,864 Who the hell's he with? ls that G-G-G-G-Galacticon? 325 00:12:20,948 --> 00:12:24,701 [laughs] I didn't know Vendata was into rough trade. 326 00:12:24,785 --> 00:12:26,536 That Galacticon guy is in here every week 327 00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:28,747 picking up a new john. 328 00:12:28,830 --> 00:12:30,332 And here is another thing 329 00:12:30,415 --> 00:12:32,501 that has always vexed me about that show. 330 00:12:32,584 --> 00:12:34,211 Why do they call it "Chips" 331 00:12:34,294 --> 00:12:37,172 as an acronym for California Highway Patrol? 332 00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:39,049 It should logically be pronounced "chipes," 333 00:12:39,132 --> 00:12:41,927 with a long 334 00:12:42,010 --> 00:12:44,554 My co-workers I told you about. 335 00:12:44,638 --> 00:12:46,431 I should probably say "hello." 336 00:12:46,515 --> 00:12:48,350 Great. I am eager to meet them. 337 00:12:48,433 --> 00:12:51,770 No. No. I will only be a moment. 338 00:12:51,853 --> 00:12:54,022 ST. CLOUD: I don't see what the problem is. 339 00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:56,942 I'm a fully licensed member of this Guild in good standing. 340 00:12:57,025 --> 00:12:58,944 Club's full, Truman Ca-blow-me. 341 00:12:59,027 --> 00:13:02,030 'Sup, guys. Can I see some l.D.? 342 00:13:03,323 --> 00:13:06,243 All right. Enjoy yourselves, gentlemen. 343 00:13:06,326 --> 00:13:08,829 How come they get to go in? 344 00:13:09,913 --> 00:13:12,624 Geez, look at this place. Tragic. 345 00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:15,252 Ugh, right? Jungle is so '90s. 346 00:13:15,335 --> 00:13:17,087 All right. I'm gonna go look for Ghost -- 347 00:13:17,170 --> 00:13:18,964 for, uh, Galacticon. 348 00:13:19,047 --> 00:13:21,925 You hang close to the door in case things get weird... er. 349 00:13:22,009 --> 00:13:24,094 You got it, Chew-brock-a. 350 00:13:26,888 --> 00:13:29,975 Ooh, somebody's been working out. 351 00:13:30,058 --> 00:13:32,394 Oh, are you kidding? I practically live at the gym. 352 00:13:32,477 --> 00:13:35,605 Oh. [giggles] I'm called Vespertina. 353 00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:37,274 Well, I call you adorable. 354 00:13:37,357 --> 00:13:40,068 Girlfriend, that costume is to die for. 355 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:44,072 Barkeep, two appletinis, s'il vous plait. 356 00:13:47,492 --> 00:13:49,244 [car horn honks] 357 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:52,789 All right. All right, already. 358 00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:54,458 Where's White? Isn't he coming? 359 00:13:54,541 --> 00:13:56,460 Who? Steve Albino'? [chuckling] No. 360 00:13:56,543 --> 00:13:58,211 He's still mixing the "Jacket" single. 361 00:13:58,295 --> 00:13:59,963 [chuckles] That thing. 362 00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:02,049 No wonder you were so eager to get out. 363 00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:05,010 - Hey. - Greetings, Brock Samson. 364 00:14:05,093 --> 00:14:06,678 - Shh. - Apologies. 365 00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:09,306 I regret to report my date is not going well. 366 00:14:09,389 --> 00:14:10,974 Conversation -- strained. 367 00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:12,309 Rapport -- wanting. 368 00:14:12,392 --> 00:14:13,977 Never mind about that. We're aborting. 369 00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:15,103 Where's Vendata? 370 00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:16,563 He ditched me for his co-workers. 371 00:14:16,646 --> 00:14:17,814 No. Don't point. 372 00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:20,317 Well, I just wanted to say "hello." 373 00:14:20,400 --> 00:14:22,486 I do not want to leave my friend waiting. 374 00:14:22,569 --> 00:14:25,197 Don't look now, Vendata, but your so-called "friend" 375 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:27,699 looks like he found himself another "friend." 376 00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:29,910 That yeti mummy is oddly familiar. 377 00:14:29,993 --> 00:14:33,080 20 bucks says Galacticon gets him down to the bathroom 378 00:14:33,163 --> 00:14:34,790 in less than five minutes. 379 00:14:34,873 --> 00:14:37,459 Guy's into bears. 380 00:14:37,542 --> 00:14:39,586 HEADSHOT: I'm just saying I'm exceptionally talented 381 00:14:39,669 --> 00:14:41,797 at two things in this world, Snoopy -- 382 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:44,424 sniping and being extra handsome. 383 00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:47,010 And they're both being squandered on this mission. 384 00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:49,721 [warbling ] 385 00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:51,515 Crap, oh, crap, oh, crap, oh, crap. 386 00:14:51,598 --> 00:14:55,352 Uh, moving target, 110 -- no, 120 yards, no wind -- 387 00:14:55,435 --> 00:14:58,355 I got this. 388 00:14:58,438 --> 00:15:00,065 BILLY: I told you. 389 00:15:00,148 --> 00:15:01,608 Put your real damn glasses on already. 390 00:15:01,691 --> 00:15:03,318 Fine. Who puts a rock 391 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:05,028 In the middle of a driveway, anyway? 392 00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:07,614 Are you sure this is where Brock said the party is? 393 00:15:07,697 --> 00:15:10,033 Well, he didn't say exactly. 394 00:15:10,117 --> 00:15:11,618 I, uh... kind of followed him. 395 00:15:11,701 --> 00:15:14,704 Wait a minute. Are we even invited to this thing? 396 00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:16,415 Hey, if he's gonna borrow my costume, 397 00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:18,875 I think I'm entitled to go to his costume party. 398 00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:21,503 What party? Do you hear any music? 399 00:15:21,586 --> 00:15:22,838 There isn't even a door on this. 400 00:15:22,921 --> 00:15:25,674 Well, here. Take a peek in that window. 401 00:15:25,757 --> 00:15:27,968 There's nothing. It's a big elevator shaft. 402 00:15:28,051 --> 00:15:30,220 [gun cocks] 403 00:15:30,303 --> 00:15:32,389 I think you guys must be lost. 404 00:15:32,472 --> 00:15:35,851 Um... is this the costume party? 405 00:15:35,934 --> 00:15:37,519 [laughs] That's pretty good. 406 00:15:37,602 --> 00:15:39,479 I didn't even see your lips move or nothing. 407 00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:41,982 [chuckles] I don't think you understand. 408 00:15:42,065 --> 00:15:44,067 We're with Brock. I'm Dr. Ven-- 409 00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:46,945 ...triloquist. Dr. Ventriloquist. 410 00:15:47,028 --> 00:15:47,946 Work with me. 411 00:15:48,029 --> 00:15:49,823 Yeah, but don't let his title fool you. 412 00:15:49,906 --> 00:15:51,950 I'm the smart one. Now, we got a show to do. 413 00:15:52,033 --> 00:15:54,161 You gonna let us in, or are you just gonna stand there 414 00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:55,829 letting the flies out? 415 00:15:55,912 --> 00:15:58,039 [laughs mechanically] 416 00:15:59,583 --> 00:16:01,751 [spits] Guess who just showed up? 417 00:16:01,835 --> 00:16:04,754 Oh, holy crap. We gotta go right now. 418 00:16:04,838 --> 00:16:07,007 I'll try to run interference. 419 00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:10,385 Hey, watch it! 420 00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:13,680 Oh, no, please. After you. 421 00:16:13,763 --> 00:16:15,765 Ack! I hate this place. 422 00:16:15,849 --> 00:16:18,643 I love this place! Whoo! 423 00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:24,274 Other way. Other way. 424 00:16:24,357 --> 00:16:25,609 I got an idea. 425 00:16:25,692 --> 00:16:27,611 And... they're off. Sorry, Vendata. 426 00:16:27,694 --> 00:16:29,613 I just call them like I see them. 427 00:16:29,696 --> 00:16:31,114 Sorry to bother you, boss, 428 00:16:31,198 --> 00:16:32,657 but, uh, Dr. Venture just walked in 429 00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:34,284 with a one-eyed midget, 430 00:16:34,367 --> 00:16:36,286 pretending to be a ventriloquist act. 431 00:16:36,369 --> 00:16:39,247 Well, gentlemen, it's been swell, but I must run. 432 00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:41,041 Boss is always on the clock, you know? 433 00:16:41,124 --> 00:16:44,377 But, uh, make sure you stick around for the show. 434 00:16:46,713 --> 00:16:48,423 Wow. He is fast. 435 00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:52,385 Hello. Galacticon, are you in here? 436 00:16:53,386 --> 00:16:55,722 Gasp. It is true. 437 00:16:55,805 --> 00:16:57,849 Ow. 438 00:16:59,809 --> 00:17:01,978 Shore Leave, get ready. We're going. 439 00:17:03,980 --> 00:17:05,815 You know, I've been watching you all night. 440 00:17:05,899 --> 00:17:07,442 It's a real nice outfit you've got. 441 00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:09,819 Take it somewhere else, Captain Calamari. 442 00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:11,196 I don't dig on seafood. 443 00:17:11,279 --> 00:17:12,948 I liked it even more when it belonged 444 00:17:13,031 --> 00:17:14,741 to Sri Lankan Devil Bird. 445 00:17:14,824 --> 00:17:17,744 Well, uh, maybe we have the same evil tailor -- 446 00:17:17,827 --> 00:17:21,039 Sy's, Route 19? A lot of us bird guys use him. 447 00:17:21,122 --> 00:17:23,208 Yeah, hi. I'm The Red-Throated Loon. 448 00:17:23,291 --> 00:17:25,502 Sri Lankan Devil Bird was a good friend of mine. 449 00:17:25,585 --> 00:17:27,504 They never found his body, 450 00:17:27,587 --> 00:17:31,550 and you ain't him, so just who are you? 451 00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:33,635 There a problem here? 452 00:17:33,718 --> 00:17:35,387 Uh, no. No problem at all. 453 00:17:35,470 --> 00:17:36,888 - Sorry. - Beat it. 454 00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:39,391 Now, can we please get the fuck out of here? 455 00:17:39,474 --> 00:17:40,559 [ Record scratches ] 456 00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:42,227 DON HELL: Don't leave now. 457 00:17:42,310 --> 00:17:44,980 Party's just getting started. 458 00:17:45,063 --> 00:17:47,482 Let's give a warm Don Hell's welcome 459 00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:50,318 to the star of tonight's entertainment -- 460 00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,320 the man you loved to hate 461 00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:55,782 since he was just a little boy. 462 00:17:55,865 --> 00:17:59,327 Dr. Thaddeus "Rusty" Venture! 463 00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:00,328 [cheering ] 464 00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:04,124 BOTH: [ muffled screams ] 465 00:18:04,207 --> 00:18:05,375 What the fuck? 466 00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:07,377 Yeah, yeah, that's right. That's right. 467 00:18:07,460 --> 00:18:11,089 Boy Venture himself and his little boy-man friend 468 00:18:11,172 --> 00:18:13,675 have agreed to play... 469 00:18:13,758 --> 00:18:18,221 ALL: Wheel of torture! 470 00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:20,765 No, we're almost out of here. 471 00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:23,018 Don't go fishing for trouble, Brock Cousteau. 472 00:18:23,101 --> 00:18:25,228 He's not our mission. - Just take Ghost -- or Galact-- 473 00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:28,481 Get him out of here! I can do this on my own. 474 00:18:28,565 --> 00:18:30,483 What? Commit suicide? 475 00:18:30,567 --> 00:18:33,069 Blow your cover and start an inter-agency war? 476 00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:34,821 I know he's your old sugar daddy, 477 00:18:34,904 --> 00:18:36,740 but is he really worth it? 478 00:18:36,823 --> 00:18:40,118 What manner of torture awaits the feckless physicist 479 00:18:40,201 --> 00:18:42,120 and his funny little friend? 480 00:18:42,203 --> 00:18:43,747 The Human Pifiata? 481 00:18:43,830 --> 00:18:46,416 Five Pains of Li Si? 482 00:18:46,499 --> 00:18:47,876 Ooh! Ass to ass! 483 00:18:47,959 --> 00:18:49,919 Oh, dear. I'm not with him. 484 00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:52,380 Wrong night, Dragoon. 485 00:18:52,464 --> 00:18:54,716 Hello. Hey, yeah, it's Flying Squid. 486 00:18:54,799 --> 00:18:55,842 Yeah, long time, no -- listen. 487 00:18:55,925 --> 00:18:57,052 I'm down at the club, 488 00:18:57,135 --> 00:18:58,970 and you will not believe what's going on. 489 00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:00,972 You got to get down here now. 490 00:19:01,056 --> 00:19:02,932 No, there's no cover. 491 00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:05,518 Your lovely hellstesses are coming around now. 492 00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:08,021 The lucky villain with the winning torture ticket 493 00:19:08,104 --> 00:19:10,774 gets to come on up and do the deed him or herself. 494 00:19:10,857 --> 00:19:12,942 You in position? - Almost. 495 00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:15,487 So, let's get spinning. 496 00:19:15,570 --> 00:19:17,697 [cheering ] 497 00:19:19,699 --> 00:19:20,950 Hurry up, man. 498 00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:22,577 That thing's not gonna spin all night. 499 00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:23,578 I need more time. 500 00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:25,830 I've never taken this much girth. 501 00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:28,291 [cheering continues] 502 00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:36,007 The winner is... 503 00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:38,927 Acid Dip. 504 00:19:39,010 --> 00:19:41,471 - Ooh, I have -- - Winner! 505 00:19:41,554 --> 00:19:43,682 DON HELL: And Vendata -- the big winner. 506 00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:45,684 [chuckles] Finally got lucky today, bud. 507 00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:49,145 Kidding, kidding. Come on up and do the honors. 508 00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:51,690 What are you doing? 509 00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:54,317 I don't know, man. Just be ready for anything. 510 00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:56,194 No! 511 00:19:56,277 --> 00:19:58,321 The metal murder man from my nightmares! 512 00:19:58,405 --> 00:19:59,656 He was real. 513 00:19:59,739 --> 00:20:03,243 MONARCH: What the fuck is going on here?! 514 00:20:03,326 --> 00:20:07,664 That man you are illegally holding is myarch. 515 00:20:07,747 --> 00:20:09,332 Thanks for the tip, Squid. Honey. 516 00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:10,333 [ Clears throat] 517 00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:13,503 Guild of Calamitous Intent bylaws, article 97-D -- 518 00:20:13,586 --> 00:20:15,922 "No villain may arch previously claimed nemesis without 519 00:20:16,005 --> 00:20:20,218 first consulting the primary arch of said nemesis." 520 00:20:20,301 --> 00:20:21,720 THE NERVE: Except... 521 00:20:21,803 --> 00:20:24,723 the articles of collusion, paragraph stipulates 522 00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:27,726 in the event of a team-up, the team's right to arch 523 00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:29,978 supersedes that of the primary. 524 00:20:30,061 --> 00:20:33,189 Just studied this for the Council exams. 525 00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:35,817 But... not without offering the primary arch 526 00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:37,902 first right of refusal 527 00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:41,781 to participate in and/or lead said team-up. 528 00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:44,284 She's, uh -- she's right. 529 00:20:44,367 --> 00:20:46,911 All right. All right. Looks like the show is over. 530 00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:49,372 - [ Grumbling] - Thank you for coming, 531 00:20:49,456 --> 00:20:51,207 and, uh, be sure to thank the Monarch 532 00:20:51,291 --> 00:20:52,751 for his untimely arrival. 533 00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:55,712 Be sure to tip your waitstaff on your way out. 534 00:20:55,795 --> 00:20:57,130 Good night. - Hey! 535 00:20:57,213 --> 00:20:58,715 Yeah, keep walking, Tin Man. 536 00:20:58,798 --> 00:21:00,592 Oh, is everybody leaving? 537 00:21:00,675 --> 00:21:02,469 Is there an after party? 538 00:21:06,681 --> 00:21:09,100 Where is my wife? Have you -- honey -- 539 00:21:09,184 --> 00:21:12,020 Does not compute. 540 00:21:12,103 --> 00:21:14,397 Oh, hey. Sorry, man. I haven't seen her. 541 00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:16,024 Does not com-- who am I? 542 00:21:16,107 --> 00:21:18,026 I think the plane is going down... 543 00:21:18,109 --> 00:21:19,861 Are we done here? Please say you're not gonna 544 00:21:19,944 --> 00:21:22,238 make me save him from the Monarch now, are you? 545 00:21:22,322 --> 00:21:25,658 Oh, what's he gonna do? He's the Monarch. 546 00:21:25,742 --> 00:21:28,661 Well, well, well, Venture. 547 00:21:28,745 --> 00:21:33,583 Looks like I've finally got you right where I -- 548 00:21:33,666 --> 00:21:35,335 [ up-tempo music plays] 549 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:43,074 Do you want subtitles for any video? -=[ ai.OpenSubtitles.com ]=- 550 00:22:01,152 --> 00:22:04,113 And so, in acknowledgement of your expertise 551 00:22:04,197 --> 00:22:07,116 and extensive history of service to this Guild, 552 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,118 I hereby invite you to join 553 00:22:09,202 --> 00:22:12,831 this esteemed Council of 13. 554 00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:16,000 Um... could I have a day to think about it? 555 00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:19,128 I should really probably talk this over with my husband. 556 00:22:19,212 --> 00:22:23,132 Ah... best show on television. 557 00:22:23,216 --> 00:22:25,927 Who wants more popcorn? 558 00:22:26,010 --> 00:22:28,012 What did I miss? 559 00:22:29,305 --> 00:23:29,803 Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/77g7z Help other users to choose the best subtitles 560 00:23:29,853 --> 00:23:34,403 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0